about the animal currently known as "V"

hello there dear rando internet visiter from outer/inner space!

Welcome to the strange world of nothing, also possibly everything.
Isn't it strange to be alive?
Since we seem to be stuck here for a while,
Might as well have some fun, eh?

the kind, lovely animal that "I" seem to be currently inhabiting goes by the names of:

V or "me" or V-aka-me or Velociraptor
Fun Fact: "me" is an acronym that stands for "mother earth" or the "mother of everything". (Thanks Mom! for everything! (i just work here))

this kind animal seems to be infected with a strong case of the Sacred Fool (also the regular/dipshit kind). What an honor! (really?)

more fun facts about this galactic constellation of mostly cooperative cells, microbes and micro-plastics known as the human being, V Calvez. We:

love to play! ... dance! sing! drum! feel! live! be!
love to explore the inner realms
love to bring joy and uplift others
love to create beauty
love to make art (all the flavors)
love to care about things no one else cares about
- such as slugs and bugs and poop and compost and garbage and
- leaves suspended from spider threads
above all, love to love (whatever that means!)

also, this semi-sentient being is officially self-certified in the following healing arts:

Play Gladiator/Minister of Play (level -72)
Sacred Fool blah-blah (still stuck at level 0)
Spreader of the Gospel of Holy Shit! (brown belt)
Adult-In-Training (with extra training wheels)
(plus don't forget: also a kid and you can't stop "me")
Conscious Insanity Facilitator (twice removed)
Dufus/Dipshit/Space Cadet (decorated)
Secretary of Refuse for the International Federation for Confessing That We Are Full of Shit (or IFCWAFOS)

other specialities include:

holy shit!
play (did I mention play?)
outing the ego
the spirit in everything
curiosity, fascination, wonder, awe
isn't this weird whativerse flocking beautiful?

Save the Inner World First!

(All the Other Worlds Have Not Consented

to Being Saved (and May Not Exist))

Did you know: if we could look at a profile view of the Milky Way Galaxy (from far away) it would look like a big 10" diameter fried egg. The 1" diameter yolk at the center is a mammoth black hole (so I'm told). The rest of it would be about 1/10" thick. I did not know that our home galaxy was so f-ing flat. Darn cute!